Oliver Willis & Jessica Alba, an Item?
Just doing my bit to help a fellow progressive blogger…
Rumor has it that Jessica Alba’s people may — quite possibly, sometime soon — be getting in touch with Oliver Willis’s people (er, does he have people that Alba’s people can get in touch with?).
If you’re wondering what this is about, I’ll let Oliver explain:
“Quarterback Tony Romo, who said his ex-girlfriend broke up with him just hours before he took over the reins of America’s Team, recently revealed having a crush on actress and singer Jessica Simpson, according to the Fort Worth Star-Telegram.
Media outlets are reporting that Simpson’s representatives heard the rumor and got in touch with Romo’s people and set up a date. The couple are now rumored to be an item.”
I’m officially releasing the rumor that I have a "crush" on Jessica Alba. I’m willing to go as far to say that "questions swirl" around the fact that I would marry Jessica Alba in a New York minute.
Granted, I’m not the quarterback of a legendary sports franchise, but I have played a lot of John Madden football so that ought to account for something.
I now await the call from Jessica’s "representatives" but feel free to rumor away that she and I are now "an item".
